Fire Alarm Symbols Bad Cook - Funny Or Not?

Bad cook - funny or not? - fire alarm symbols

They know that it's a bad cook when ...

You can smoke as a kitchen clock.

They see it as a culinary success if the pop-tart stays in one piece.

Your dog eats the neighbors.

Your family buys Alka Seltzer and Kaopectate in bulk.

When you barbecue, two of his son, water cannons and the loan was the third to choose the phone with 911 on speed.

Your family automatically heads to the table every time you hear a fire engine siren.

The EPA emphasizes that all waste be marked with the biohazard symbol.

The Microwave screen reads: "Tilt!"

His two best recipes are meatloaf and apple pie, but the guests can not tell which is which.

Your pie bubbles and eats the garnish on the enamel on the bottom of the furnace.

They have used three boxes of scouring pads and a bottle of soda and a lever, and macaroni and cheese, is not fallen out of the pan.

Pest control companies keep bothering youfor revenue.

It is not surprising tuna noodle surprise that glows in the dark and melts the money.

His prayer, after eating!